Lawyers

Sent by a lawyer friend to me and I dedicate this to another lawyer friend......

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips move

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
A: Your honour.

Q: When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they are all nice guys

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of crap?
A: a bucket

Q: What is the difference between God and a lawyer?
A: God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.

Q: What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
A: Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A: A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
A: Their personalities.

Meeting Omar Maktari

This morning I met a very interesting personality - Omar Maktari, son of Arabic and Finnish couple in Dubai. I planned to meet him for an hour or so but when the conversation began within no time it was time for lunch. Very passionate human being with strong interest in cars. Probably this is something which kept the conversation going between us for so long. Omar is the one who started the Brand Community for Ford Mustang in U.A.E. and fortunately is associated with Al Tayer Motors. We talked a lot about Brand Communities and the challenges which comes in way while creating them. Ford Mustang brand community in Dubai was a great example in every story he shared.

After a long time I met someone who shares the same passion about cars and bikes. It was really a thirst quenching conversation. Offcourse thanks to Murad Hussein for introducing both of us.